Чоловік нібито прямий член трахнув крихітного красуня

So, bad news. I was listening to Charles Barkley in the shower and I actually dropped a laptop in the sink.

Hon, you need to get like an iPod or something. This is like the third time this has happened?

Yeah, so can I borrow yours for my trip? I'm desperate.

Um, yeah sure. I'll give it to you tomorrow because I have some work I need to do on it tonight.

Okay, thanks hon.