Я подбаю про те, щоб ти відтрахав свою дупу сьогодні ввечері

What are you doing tonight?

That sounds boring.

Um, I've got a better idea.

I think we should get ready, and you and me, we're gonna go out on the town.

Have a jolly old time, like, hitting some bars, drinking some drinks, finding you some dude to fuck.